How to get fat, and fatter by jigglingthefatbelly, literature
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How to get fat, and fatter
How to get fat, and keep getting fatter!!
Job
• If you don’t already have a desk job or work from home job, get one. (The only exception, or other option, is jobs at food places where you get free or discounted meals or food left over from the day.)
• If you get or have a desk job, make sure your desk is loaded with snacks. If possible, have a mini fridge in your office/cubical.
• If you get or have a desk job, make sure your chair is comfortable.
• Go out to lunch. Bag lunches aren’t nearly as good as restaurant lunches.
Home
• Your couch, mattress, and chairs at home should be so comfortable t